His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
Love thy Neighbor
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right...
Charlie Brown in the 90′s
Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Devil herself
A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...