New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
Holmes investigation
|Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal...
A loving couple
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was...
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut…
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut. The barber cuts...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...