Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...