A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at…
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...