Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Air disaster
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!