Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
This male prostitute contracted leprosy…
This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...