If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
Punctuation Changes!
Why English Teachers Are Important: The Words are the same. Only the punctuation changes…Dear...
Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Monkey travels in space
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...