Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Looking For Jean Paul
Two Poles, Markowski and Krachevski go to France on a pleasure trip. They meet...
After working together for a while…
After working together for a while, Dick and Jane’s office romance blossomed, and they...
Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...