Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
The corporate boat race
|An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
Caught by alligators
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that…
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
A blonde goes for a job interview…
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start...
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...