Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
The “Polish Virus”.
You have just received the “POLISH VIRUS!”As we don’t have any programming experience,this Virus...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
It Is Woomba
At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was...
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern…
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...