You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night…
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning...