Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with…
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on,...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....