Parents evolution
|My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own...
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American…
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...