Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...
It’s the way you say it
… A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...