Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...
Polak Sharing Treasure
One Russian and one Polish workman were digging the foundations for a new road....
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Where would you go?
There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson,...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
New family driver
|Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...