Grape and Elephant
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Bank robber stealing
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Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
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The best memory.
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Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...