Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
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If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
Facts of Life
Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
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Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Software Demo
Speech Recognition Software DemoAt a recent Sacramento PC User’s Group meeting, a company was...
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...