Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Orgasmic Problems
The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his...
you can blow up the tyres
|A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a...
Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...