ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...