Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
VATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference in St. Peter’s Square this...
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.