Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
Dumb Alabama Laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!