Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
Interpreting Coporate Titles…
The real interpretation of corportate titles:CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD: Leaps tall building in a...
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.