Only found in America
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If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
Normal traffic stop
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Real opcodes
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The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!