Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Parents evolution
|My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own...
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...
Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...