Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...