Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...
Pregnant Mystery
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...
What makes a man think he is so great?
What makes a man think he’s so great ? 1) He has a belly...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
A pool table?
|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it...
Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...