There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....
Family sex
TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...