Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’tprepared for the...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton…
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Reading the scripture
|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service...