Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Looking into their eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
The black baby.
Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
The blonde bank robbers!
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.The first blonde had a tendancy to...