Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...