No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s…
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s penis, she jumped into her...
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...