When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Leader of the HMO
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Virus Alert
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What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...