Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Farm jokes 02
|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the...
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...