Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
Favorite Sport
Age FAVORITE SPORT 17 shopping 25 shopping 35 shopping 48 shopping 66 shopping
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...