Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Men And Cats Similar?
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both...
Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...