Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
Reward these soldiers for their work
|A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their...
A REALLY Bad Day – True Story!
A REALLY Bad DaySo you think you’re having a bad day. The following is...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...