Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly –...
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day…
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a...
There is 2 fags walking down the beach…
There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...