Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
The NFL team names
|NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...