Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
Golf in the Bedroom
Golf in the Bedroom Rules of Play Each player shall provide his own equipment...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through...
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...