Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Space photography
|The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope...
The Rabbi’s Advice
A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is...
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...
Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
There is a blind man here to see you
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...