What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...
Investigating a terrible accident
|There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.