Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton…
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate...
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
Evaluating this painting
|A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?
What’s the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many...