Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Newest son-in-law
|A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my...
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.