Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
A cold winter night
|Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...