What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...
Bill Clinton vs JFK
Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in...
“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide...