In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
Addicted To AOL
You Might Be Addicted to AOL if……..Tech Support calls “You” for help……Someone at work...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...