What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
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A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
May I speak to the conductor
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Golf Shorts-4
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Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
Together At Last
Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband....
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...