I’m going to a lecture
|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car...
IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS
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What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Have you ever read Shakespeare?
One blonde to another…Have you ever read Shakespeare?No. Who wrote it?
New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used...
Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...