Speak more precisely
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Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
Forest Gump Goes to Heaven…The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to...
Mental power outages …
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Say anything
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Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
31??..32???
At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.