Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist…
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!